Compleet onzinnige topic.

[FerrariMan]

Miljaar, ik zie dat Ferrariman zijn TETT'N beweging opgedoekt heeft. 

Ik wil mijn lidgeld terug. 

Hij is er mee vandoor gegaan, lees altijd de kleine lettertjes he..

true.

[razzle_dazzle]

Volgens mij heeft hij een tettenfobie gekregen...

[daan]

Aii dat is wel een beetje jammerlijk

[Jasper]

Waarschijnlijk een trauma opgelopen. Tettenoverlast.

[Hamilton MASTER]

Waarschijnlijk een trauma opgelopen. Tettenoverlast.

Net zoals met bier is dit onmogelijk

[Doefie]

Waarschijnlijk een trauma opgelopen. Tettenoverlast.

Net zoals met bier is dit onmogelijk

I agree

[daan]

ik ook

[Doefie]

Hoewel, alcohol kan mijn lichaam missen ... vrouwen niet 

[razzle_dazzle]

Minder Tett'n, meer snot graag!

[McChouffe]

Iemand een idee hoe ik een verbinding naar een session bean moet maken vanuit een servlet?

[FerrariMan]

Iemand een idee hoe ik een verbinding naar een session bean moet maken vanuit een servlet?

Bonen en een servet?

[McChouffe]

"First thou pullest the Holy Pin. Then thou must count to three. Three shall be the number of the counting and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, neither shalt thou count two, excepting that thou then proceedeth to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the number of the counting, be reached, then lobbest thou the Holy Hand Grenade in the direction of thine foe, who, being naughty in my sight, shall snuff it."

[daan]

Then thou must count to three.

Op 3 of erna?

[Doefie]

Beste vind 'k toch nog altijd de steniging 


Jewish official:  Matthias, son of Deuteronomy of Gath.
Matthias: Do I say 'yes'?
Stone Helper #1: Yes.
Matthias: Yes.
Official: You have been found guilty by the elders of the town of uttering the name of our Lord, and so, as a blasphemer,...
Crowd: Ooooh!
Official: ...you are to be stoned to death.
Crowd: Ahh!
Matthias: Look. I-- I'd had a lovely supper, and all I said to my wife was, 'That piece of halibut was good enough for Jehovah.'
Crowd: Oooooh!
Official: Blasphemy! He's said it again!
Crowd: Yes! Yes, he did! He did!...
Official: Did you hear him?!
Crowd: Yes! Yes, we did! We did!...
Women #1: Really!
Official: Are there any women here today?
Crowd: No. No. No. No...
Official: Very well. By virtue of the authority vested in me--

[Culprit woman stones Matthias]

Matthias: Oww! Lay off! We haven't started yet!
Official: Come on! Who threw that? Who threw that stone? Come on.
Crowd: She did! She did! He did! He! He. He. Him. Him. Him. Him. He did.
Culprit Woman: Sorry. I thought we'd started.
Official: Go to the back.
Culprit Woman: Oh, dear.
Official: Always one, isn't there? Now, where were we?
Matthias: Look. I don't think it ought to be blasphemy, just saying 'Jehovah'.
Crowd: Oooh! He said it again! Oooh!...
Official: You're only making it worse for yourself!
Matthias: Making it worse?! How could it be worse?! Jehovah! Jehovah! Jehovah!
Crowd: Oooooh!...
Official: I'm warning you. If you say 'Jehovah' once more--

[Mrs. A. stones Official]

                  Right. Who threw that? Come on. Who threw that?

Crowd: She did! It was her! He! He. Him. Him. Him. Him. Him. Him.
Official: Was it you?
Mrs. A.: Yes.
Official: Right!
Mrs. A.: Well, you did say 'Jehovah'.
Crowd: Ah! Ooooh!...

[Crowd stones Mrs. A.]

Official: Stop! Stop, will you?! Stop that! Stop it! Now, look! No one is to stone anyone until I blow this whistle! Do you understand?! Even, and I want to make this absolutely clear, even if they do say 'Jehovah'.

Crowd: Ooooooh!...

[Crowd stones Official]

Woman #1: Good shot!

[daan]

haha, ja die is wel grappig