Compleet onzinnige topic.

[daan]

ik had hetzelfde van de week... nu weet ik waar het aan ligt

[Juan]

ja, ze moeten op tijd drinken hebben hé :wink:

[Racegirl]

Geef ze Red bull en koop een volière  :wink:

(=vogelkooi)

[Jasper]

Wou je mij niet geloven over euro millions? Ik kreeg deze mail in mijn mailbox :

EURO MILLION LOTTERY INTERNATIONAL
CALLE MOSTOLES 23C PISO 6G 28923 MADRID ESPANA?
DATE: JANUARY, 2005.
FROM: THE DESK OF THE VICE PRESIDENT.INTERNATIONAL PROMOTIONS/PRIZE
AWARD...
BATCH: EGGS-010-204-005
REFERENCE: 99/80/IDS
ATTENTION:AWARD NOTIFICATION.
This is to inform you of the release of the EURO MILLION LOTTERY INTERNATIONAL
held on the 24th of December 2004. The results was released on the 2nd of
January 2005.Your email address was attached to ticket number
923-555-675-615 with serial number 123-582-160-343 that drew the lucky
numbers of 00-13-30-69-89, which consequently won the lottery in the 1st
category.
You have therefore been awarded a lump of 1,000.000.00(ONE MILLION EURO ONLY)
cash credited to file with REF: NºEGS/854/221/566

This is from US 20,000,000 (TWENTY MILLION
EURO) in cash among the 20 participating finalist playing 6,000 full tickets.

CONGRATULATIONS!!!
Your fund is now deposited with our Security Company and insured in
your name i.e. email address. Due to mix up of some numbers and names, we ask
that you
keep this award from public notice until your claims have been processed and
the money remitted to your account.
This is part of our security protocol to avoid problems by participants as it
has happened in the past.
All participants were selected through a computer ballot system drawn
from 25,000 names from Asia, Australia, New Zealand, Europe, North and
South America, Middle East and Africa .This programme is sponsored by
EUROPEAN UNION/BILL GATES and WORLD INTERNATIONAL LOTTERY ORGANISATION TO
PROMOTE and ENAHNCE the use of SOFT WARE IN THE GOBAL WORLD. We hope your lucky
name will draw a bigger cash prize in the subsequent
programs. To begin your lottery claims, please contact your claims
agent, DR FITT HALLSON  santalott05@netscape.net
Telephone number: 0034-620-692-135 , your information
to prove you are the user of this email address, either your country passport
or any other identity is required.
Remember, all winnings must be processed not later than two weeks
from the day you receive this notification.
Any requirement not made before this date will be returned to the EUROPEAN
UNION MINISTRY OF FINANCE of such country. And also be informed that 10% of
your lottery winning belongs to the security company because they are the
company
that bought your ticket and played the lottery on your  email address, NOTE
this 10%  will be collected after you have received your winning prize because
the money is insured in your name i.e  email address already.
Remember to quote your reference and batch numbers in every of your response or
your
correspondence with us or your claim agent. Further more, should there be any

change of address, please do inform your claim agent as soon as possible.
A copy of your lucky winning ticket and your deposit certificate will be sent
to
you by your claim agent, DR FITT HALLSON, Once again from all members of our
staff and CONGRATULATIONS  for being a part of our International promotions
program.
NOTE:winners below eighteen years ( below 18yrs ) are disqualified from this
programme.
We wish you  good fortunes.
Sincerely,
MRS,MIA  CRUZ



Zie je wel, als je minderjarig bent, telt het niet.

[Doefie]

Zie je wel, als je minderjarig bent, telt het niet.

Mooi zwijgen en u ouders derop af sturen  :wink:

[Jasper]

Als achter vliegen vliegen vliegen, vliegen vliegen vliegen achterna.

[Ruud]

Als achter vliegen vliegen vliegen, vliegen vliegen vliegen achterna.

Da's logisch  

[sledge]

Ikke morgen ook konijn in microgolf make...

[Ramses]

Ikke morgen ook konijn in microgolf make...

Ik moet zeggen, dat zag er allemaal lekker gaar uit. Een echte Piet Huyzentruit...

[Jasper]

Als achter vliegen vliegen vliegen, vliegen vliegen vliegen achterna.

Da's logisch  

En deze heb ik zelf bedacht:

Als alle vissen vissen vissen, vissen vissen vissende vissen.

[Racegirl]

Ikke morgen ook konijn in microgolf make...

Ik moet zeggen, dat zag er allemaal lekker gaar uit. Een echte Piet Huyzentruit...

Vergeet de pruimen niet uit de diepvriezer te halen!

[Ferrari 2010]

Wou je mij niet geloven over euro millions? Ik kreeg deze mail in mijn mailbox :

EURO MILLION LOTTERY INTERNATIONAL
CALLE MOSTOLES 23C PISO 6G 28923 MADRID ESPANA?
DATE: JANUARY, 2005.
FROM: THE DESK OF THE VICE PRESIDENT.INTERNATIONAL PROMOTIONS/PRIZE
AWARD...
BATCH: EGGS-010-204-005
REFERENCE: 99/80/IDS
ATTENTION:AWARD NOTIFICATION.
This is to inform you of the release of the EURO MILLION LOTTERY INTERNATIONAL
held on the 24th of December 2004. The results was released on the 2nd of
January 2005.Your email address was attached to ticket number
923-555-675-615 with serial number 123-582-160-343 that drew the lucky
numbers of 00-13-30-69-89, which consequently won the lottery in the 1st
category.
You have therefore been awarded a lump of 1,000.000.00(ONE MILLION EURO ONLY)
cash credited to file with REF: NºEGS/854/221/566

This is from US 20,000,000 (TWENTY MILLION
EURO) in cash among the 20 participating finalist playing 6,000 full tickets.

CONGRATULATIONS!!!
Your fund is now deposited with our Security Company and insured in
your name i.e. email address. Due to mix up of some numbers and names, we ask
that you
keep this award from public notice until your claims have been processed and
the money remitted to your account.
This is part of our security protocol to avoid problems by participants as it
has happened in the past.
All participants were selected through a computer ballot system drawn
from 25,000 names from Asia, Australia, New Zealand, Europe, North and
South America, Middle East and Africa .This programme is sponsored by
EUROPEAN UNION/BILL GATES and WORLD INTERNATIONAL LOTTERY ORGANISATION TO
PROMOTE and ENAHNCE the use of SOFT WARE IN THE GOBAL WORLD. We hope your lucky
name will draw a bigger cash prize in the subsequent
programs. To begin your lottery claims, please contact your claims
agent, DR FITT HALLSON  santalott05@netscape.net
Telephone number: 0034-620-692-135 , your information
to prove you are the user of this email address, either your country passport
or any other identity is required.
Remember, all winnings must be processed not later than two weeks
from the day you receive this notification.
Any requirement not made before this date will be returned to the EUROPEAN
UNION MINISTRY OF FINANCE of such country. And also be informed that 10% of
your lottery winning belongs to the security company because they are the
company
that bought your ticket and played the lottery on your  email address, NOTE
this 10%  will be collected after you have received your winning prize because
the money is insured in your name i.e  email address already.
Remember to quote your reference and batch numbers in every of your response or
your
correspondence with us or your claim agent. Further more, should there be any

change of address, please do inform your claim agent as soon as possible.
A copy of your lucky winning ticket and your deposit certificate will be sent
to
you by your claim agent, DR FITT HALLSON, Once again from all members of our
staff and CONGRATULATIONS  for being a part of our International promotions
program.
NOTE:winners below eighteen years ( below 18yrs ) are disqualified from this
programme.
We wish you  good fortunes.
Sincerely,
MRS,MIA  CRUZ



Zie je wel, als je minderjarig bent, telt het niet.

Héhé, zo heb ik al veel loterijen gewonnen in binnen en buitenland hoor              

[Ramses]

Nieuw in uw GB - koelrayon: de koele kikker. Profiteer van dit uitzonderlijke aanbod.

[Jasper]

Spijtig, ik heb geen GB.

[Ferrari 2010]

Als achter vliegen vliegen vliegen, vliegen vliegen vliegen achterna.

Da's logisch  

En deze heb ik zelf bedacht:

Als alle vissen vissen vissen, vissen vissen vissende vissen.

toen de tekkel de tekkel tacelde tacelde de tacelende tacel de tecalende takkel terug